HEY KIDDIES! Its the first of the month so that means its time to shed some light on a few masturbatory sites. This is for that grimey and lonely teenage boy (or girl) who just want to skip the bullshit and find some decent porn they can cum to super fast. I think its fucking HILARIOUS (well after i sploodge all over the place in under thirty seconds of course!). So here is my site of choice this month: PORNHUB.COM
Some favorite porn stars i've had the pleasure of sharing intimate internet sex-time with are:
Eva Angelina
Rachel Starr (and her amazing ass)
Tera Patrick (everyone better know who the fuck this is!)
aaaaand some russian slobs and slagettes who seem to be rejects from the 80's. Hey i don't judge its whatever is gonna make you cum right?!
ok soo here it is in all her glory:
Eva Angelina deep gagging hard fuck brought to you by PornHub
Yes many are asking... good GAWD is she in pain?! hmm maybe she has trouble with her digestion and needs this guys help! I'm so glad she had time to get her nails done. and FUCK the KY when you got her GAG-A-TRON spit to simplify things. Well, I hope she likes a mouthful of pubes to go with her breakfast because her costar didn't get the memo he was going to be SHOWING HIS COCK TO THE WORLD AND IT LOOKS LIKE OSCAR THE GROUCH'S UNIBROW GOT LOST ON SOMEONES DICK!
enjoy and KEEP IT LUBRICATED FOLKS!
RATING: 2/5
**NOTE: enjoy these videos while they last because sometimes they are removed for copyright reasons (yeah, i know)
DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT FILM SNOBS. WE ARE JUST A COUPLE OF LOSERS WHO WATCH TOO MUCH TV AND HAVE A HARD TIME IGNORING POP CULTURE. THE REVIEWS HEREIN ARE OF: 80's HORROR/CAMP, CARTOONS, PORN, DRUGS, MUSIC, EXPLOITATION OF ALL SORTS, DOCUMENTARY, AND ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT SHIT. IF YOU FIND ANYTHING HERE OFFENSIVE, WELL... YOU'RE SHIT OUTTA LUCK. SO, TO THE VIDIOTS OF THE WORLD... CHEERS!!
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